Samuel R. Delany reads and writes.
Gregory Peck reads.
John Green reads DFW.
Kathy Acker reads.
Tarantino reads.
Supreme Court Justice Felix Frankfurter, widely recognized as the Supreme Court justice with the funniest name, reads.
Keaton tries to read, falls victim to newspaper.
I think this might be a repost - but, if so, then so be it!
Doyle reads!
Thanks to zeilenkrieg for the lead on this one.